WCW ARCHIVE RESULTS
07/03/00 Monday Nitro -
Backstage, David Flair tried to talk Daffney out of wrestling Miss Hancock at the Bash. All the while, Flair tried to block the monitor as Hancock entered the ring in her wedding gown. In the ring, as Hancock danced away, Crowbar slid in and threatened to shave the head of the blonde princess if Flair didn't come out. As David watched from the back, he feigned a stomachache, telling Daffney to get medicine. He headed to the ring, but Daffney followed, delivering a low blow and dumping the pink liquid medicine over his head. Hancock broke free and tackled Daffney to the ground, but Crowbar pulled her away. David dropped Crowbar with a steel chair and, along with Hancock, cut the hair from Daffney's head. They put the clippers in Crowbar's hand and when Daffney came to, she believed it was her friend that did the damage.
07/05/00 Wednesday Thunder -
Backstage, Crowbar attacked David Flair as he smooched with Ms. Hancock in the dressing room.
Crowbar threw Flair down the aisle and into the ring, getting the impromptu match underway. Hancock came out with the lead pipe, sliding it into the ring for David to use as leverage. Hancock entered and attempted to use the pipe on Crowbar, but was stopped by the ref. Daffney came in and the ladies had a showdown, taking it to the arena floor. Crowbar delivered the Mindbender on Flair, scoring the 1-2-3 for the victory. After the bell, Crowbar held Flair, threatening him with bodily harm if he didn't tell Daffney the truth. Flair blamed the haircutting on Hancock, but did admit to messing around. Humiliated, Daffney ran to the back, with Crowbar on her heels to console her.
Backstage, Ms. Hancock feigned a knee injury to trainer Danny Young. When David arrived in the back, she denied the injury, prompting Flair to attack Young and shave his head.
07/09/00 Bash At The Beach PPV - Wedding Gown Match - Miss Hancock vs. Daffney
A large three tier wedding cake was strategically placed at ringside before the match. David Flair and Miss Hancock arrived at ringside first. Hancock pranced around the ring for a few minutes, before David began kissing her legs all the way up to her thighs. This led the couple to become involved in some 'hot & heavy' kissing right in the middle of the ring. Daffney confidently strolled out and eye'd the two love birds while entering the ring. Having 'viewed' enough, she walked behind David who was still cooing with Hancock and nailed him with a low blow that sent him to the mat, leaving the stunned Miss Hancock open for the attack, which gave us our first preview of Miss Hancock's white panties. The match was on!
The 'Goth Goddess' went to work by first throttling her opponent, and then slamming the disoriented Hancock's head into the mat. The now recovered David ran around the ring, grabbed Daffney and held her, so the previously overpowered Miss Hancock could battle back. As Daffney tried to recover from the onslaught in the corner, Hancock walked to the opposing corner and planted a fairly good handspring elbow into Daff. To finish off insulting her opponent, Miss Hancock seductively wiggled her butt in Daffney's face and the camera lens. As the leggy blond walked off to strut her stuff, Daffney attacked like a tiger once again. Throwing Hancock to the mat, Daffney followed up with two beautiful snapmares. Unfortunately she decided it was time to celebrate which gave the ex-Nitro dancer a chance to place a kick right in the breadbasket.
Hancock drug Daff over to the ropes - near the cake - but was unable to get her any further before Daffney gave the blond an elbow to the midsection and reversed their position. At this point David and the ref broke the donnybrook up, making both combatants very unhappy. Daffney supplied a slap to David's face, while the 'shy and demure' Miss Hancock devastated the ref with a deadly combination maneuver. She slapped his face, gave him a well placed knee to the groin and followed up by stripping his pants off. As David watched his future bride act like a hussy, Daffney was insuring that David wouldn't feel left out by stripping his pants off!
Daffney charged Hancock once more and threw her into a corner before giving David another low blow. The wacky gal apparently figured that David hadn't had enough punishment yet, so she pushed Miss Hancock's head into David's groin, leaving the couple rolling around the mat as she laughed wildly. Once Hancock recovered she went after Daffney and tried to unsuccessfully rip her dress off. Daffney chased Hancock around the ring, but David quickly grabbed her once again, before holding her so that his new girlfriend could try and cut some more of the Goth Goddess' hair. Crowbar hit the ring and saved the day by demolishing David and running Hancock off. Crowbar then took the opportunity to pull his pants off before punishing David some more. Wrapping his pants around David's neck, Crowbar pulled him into the corner where Daffney awaited with clippers in hand. Just as it looked like Daffney would get her revenge, the 'bean pole butt' in white decided to grab a mic and make an announcement. "I know what you people want to see. Hit my music!!" and with that, Miss Hancock stripped the bottom of her dress off, leaving herself exposed in panties and a top (Finally, thank you very much). It appeared that Miss Hancock might also take her top off (Yeah, sure - all that in one night?), until she got frustrated with the cake eating Daffney who was trying to get her attention. She finally did by slapping cake on the blond's shoulder before cramming it in her face as she finally turned around. Eventually Crowbar, Daffney, David and Hancock all ended up in a big cake fight outside the ring, with Daffney being declared the winner.
07/10/00 Monday Nitro - "The Franchise" Shane Douglas with Torrie Wilson d. Crowbar with Daffney
The Franchise said that his alliance with Torrie Wilson was planned back in the days of The Revolution. Torrie told Billy Kidman that she had been franchised, as Shane was more of a man than Billy could ever be. Crowbar, with Daffney by his side, came to the ring ready to go with Douglas. When Shane was in trouble outside the ring, Torrie stepped into the line of fire to save her new man. Daffney finally had enough of Wilson's interference and grabbed two handfuls of hair, before being stopped by Douglas. In the end, it was Douglas getting the win over his demented opponent with his new move, The Franchiser. After the match, Buff Bagwell came in and attacked Shane.
07/12/00 Wednesday Thunder -
Backstage, Daffney asked Crowbar if she looked fat in her outfit. On the other end of the building, Torrie Wilson finished up in makeup, now fully prepared for the upcoming mixed tag team match.
"The Franchise" Shane Douglas and Torrie Wilson Vs Crowbar and Daffney
The Franchise said that Torrie was not a wrestler and nobody was going to lay a hand on her. Crowbar and Daffney charged to the ring, taking control from the start. Wilson didn't want to get in with Daffney, but after a slap to the face, Torrie tagged in. The girls had a brief catfight before Douglas and Crowbar re-entered. Soon, the ladies were in again, briefly tangling until Shane made the tag on Torrie's backside. Daffney kicked him low, delivered a jawbreaker and scurried to the corner to make the tag again. The match ended when Douglas used his "Franchiser" on Crowbar for the win. After the bout, Douglas applied his finisher again, this time on the defenseless Daffney.
07/19/00 Wednesday Thunder - "Above Average" Mike Sanders Vs Crowbar with Daffney
Crowbar brought Daffney to ringside as he prepared to face the newest member of the WCW roster, "Above Average" Mike Sanders. Sanders proved that he could fly with the best, as he went toe-to-toe with the kamikaze Crowbar, performing a moonsault from the apron to the outside. The experienced Crowbar fought back, with a little help from Daffney, who executed a "Frankenscreamer" from the top rope, bringing Sanders to the canvas. After putting Above Average through a chair on the outside, Crowbar fell victim to Jarrett's six-stringer; not at the hands of The Chosen One however, but by Sanders, who borrowed the guitar to gain the tainted win.
Backstage Daffney threatened to take care of Mike Sanders with a chair for what he did to Crowbar. Later as Mike Sanders woke up from the Jarrett guitar shot, Daffney laid him out again with a chair.
08/09/00 Wednesday Thunder
Daffney showed Crowbar her new shirt that read WCW - Watch Crowbar Wrestle. Crowbar looked smitten with Daffney, but shied away while talking to her. He told her that he had something to tell her. It appeared that he wanted to tell her his true feelings and how he really felt about her, but then he quickly decided against it and told her never mind.
Prime Time Player d. Crowbar with Daffney
The Prime Time Player told the crowd that they were about to witness something they never had before - Prime Time at his finest. Once the match started, Player stood his ground against the more experienced Crowbar, showing some impressive maneuvers in the ring. ML Smooth delivered a bouquet of flowers to Daffney at ringside, which distracted Crowbar from the match while he asked who the flowers were from. PT took the opportunity to leap on Crowbar which caused Daffney to hit him with the bouquet of flowers. After missing a sunset flip off the top rope, Player countered a pick up by Crowbar and drove him to the mat with the Overdrive for the upset win.
Backstage, Crowbar questioned Smooth about delivering the flowers. Smooth told Crowbar that they weren't from him, but he needed to keep an eye on who did send them.
08/16/00 Wednesday Thunder -
Backstage, Crowbar asked Daffney if she was OK with the David Flair and Ms. Hancock situation. She assured him she was fine, as she spoke of her secret admirer.
08/23/00 Wednesday Thunder -
Backstage, once Crowbar finally figured out a way to tell Daffney how he felt, she busted in and told him about her new boyfriend.
Reno Vs Crowbar with Daffney
A dejected Crowbar went one-on-one against the stocky Reno, with Daffney screaming at ringside for the world to hear. The Natural Born Thrillers were impressive against the demented one, who wasn't as focused as he should have been. Once the action spilled onto the floor, Crowbar got back in the game, using a chair and the guardrail for assistance. Crowbar was about to win the match when Daffney and her boyfriend, who looks exactly like Crowbar, took away his focus again, leading to Reno's "Roll the Dice" for the win. After the match, he continued the beat down until the boyfriend made the save.
09/06/00 Wednesday Thunder
Mean Gene Interview: Crowbar -
Crowbar said he was happy for Daffney. He told Shane Douglas he'd pay for trying to end his career a week earlier.
"The Franchise" Shane Douglas with Torrie Wilson Vs Crowbar
Douglas talked smack on the mic before the match. Crowbar immediately went on the offense, seeking revenge for Douglas' attack on him nine days prior. Crowbar launched The Franchise into the announcer's table and the guardrail, before Shane reversed a whip into the steel steps and sent Crowbar writhing in pain. After a series of near-fall attempts, Crowbar almost achieved victory; but Torrie slid in to interfere, sending Shane to victory. After the match, Daffney attacked Wilson outside and into the ring. Ozzy came in as well, but Douglas dropped him. Madusa also made an appearance and floored not only Torrie, but The Franchise as well.
09/11/00 Monday Nitro -
Crowbar, Daffney and Ozzy buried the hatchet and wished David Flair good luck as he arrived at the arena.
11/26/00 Mayhem PPV -
Backstage, Crowbar strutted in the halls with two Nitro Girls. Upon entering his dressing room, he noticed a bouquet of flowers someone sent to him. [wcw.com]
11/29/00 Wednesday Thunder -
Backstage, two of the Nitro Girls massaged Crowbar. A package was delivered to the hardcore champion, with a gold monkey wrench inside.
WCW Hardcore Title Match Crowbar Vs David Flair
The former tag team champions went for the plunder early, trying to take each other out. That '70s champion bashed a trashcan repeatedly over Flair's back, before clotheslining David to the outside. Crowbar delivered a splash off the guardrail onto Flair, who was on the floor with a chair across him. David came back strong, as he drove a chair into Crowbar's injured midsection. Flair applied the figure four, but the champ broke it up with a paint tray to Dave's head. The maniacal Crowbar took the gold monkey wrench across Flair's head for the win. Stacy Keibler came to the ring and helped David backstage.
Backstage, as Crowbar was getting ready to leave the stadium with two Nitro Girls on his arms, Daffney stopped him and gave him a big hug. She informed him that it was her that sent the flowers to him at the Mayhem PPV and the wrench earlier in the evening. Crowbar thanked her and then told her he would "catch you later" as he left. Daffney stood there completely perplexed by his "blowing her off."
12/04/00 Monday Nitro - WCW Hardcore Title Match Crowbar with DaffneyDaffney Vs Primetime Elix Skipper with Team Canada
Lance Storm wanted to be serious, as Primetime prepared to take on Crowbar for the hardcore gold. The Cat and Miss Jones walked down the aisle, joining the announcers on one side of the table as Storm sat on the other side. Crowbar, joined by Daffney, went under the ring for some war toys before the bell rang. Once inside, Primetime and the hardcore champion used everything from a car bumper to a steering wheel to beat each other with. Daffney and Major Gunns had a catfight on the outside, as The Cat went after Mark Madden at the table, prompting Lance Storm to get involved. Storm held Miller, but The Cat ducked, sending Duggan into Lance, 2x4 and all. While this was going on, Crowbar dropped Skipper onto the car bumper and scored a pinfall to retain the belt.
Backstage, Daffney asked Crowbar if he needed a ride, but the hardcore champ said he was busy, leaving the building with two of the Nitro Girls.
12/06/00 Wednesday Thunder -
Backstage, Crowbar gave Daffney a bag of new clothes to try on. The screaming beauty cringed as she looked into the bag.
No Contest - Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Sgt. A-WALL
Dressed like a '70s hippie, Daffney came out with the hardcore champion and joined the announcers at ringside. Bam Bam pounded on A-WALL early, but the MIA monster turned things around with a trashcan across the head. The Sergeant set up a table outside, but the fight made its way to the announcers' corner, where A-WALL and Bigelow tried to destroy some furniture with each other's bodies. With both men on the apron, Mike Awesome slammed them with a chair, knocking them into the ringside table. The referee called for the bell, ruling the bout a no contest.
12/17/00 Starrcade PPV - WCW Hardcore Title Match Terry Funk Vs Crowbar with Daffney
As Crowbar told Daffney he would see her after the match to party, Terry Funk came out from nowhere, blowing a fire extinguisher into the champion's face to start the bout. They brawled all over the backstage area, before fighting into the back of a lighting truck. Funk hiptossed Crowbar from the truck onto a table, as he chased away screaming Daffney. The champion slammed a door onto Funk's head, but the middle-aged, crazy challenger came back, returning the favor by slamming Crowbar's cranium with the same door. Daffney gave her man handcuffs, but Terry intercepted them and cuffed the champion's hands together. The Funker destroyed Crowbar's head with continued shots to the skull as they fought toward the ringside area. Funk set up a table, but, after Daffney pulled the champion away, Terry went after her. Finally in the ring, Funk delivered a piledriver on the car door for the hard fought win.
12/20/00 Wednesday Thunder - Mean Gene Interview: Crowbar with Daffney
Crowbar told Daffney he owed it to her for showing him the way back from the '70s. The former hardcore champion awaited his match with Bam Bam Bigelow, and told Terry Funk he would regain his belt at the Sin PPV.
Bam Bam Bigelow Vs Crowbar with Daffney
Bigelow limped to the ring, ready to face off against the "new" Crowbar. The big man went after his demented opponent, but things turned around quick as both men fell outside. Daffney jumped on Bigelow's back, but begged off, setting Crowbar to attack from behind. As Crowbar went to the top rope, Meng ran out and blasted the former hardcore champion with a huge Tongan headbutt. Bam Bam delivered the Greetings From Asbury Park to take the win
01/14/01 Sin PPV - Hardcore Title Match Meng Vs Terry Funk and Crowbar with Daffney
Funk grabbed Daffney by her hair, pulling her out of the crowd until Crowbar broke up the attack with a chair. They fought into the ladies room, as Meng waited in the ring with the stolen hardcore title belt. The Tongan monster finally joined Crowbar and The Funker in the bathroom. All three used trashcans, mop buckets and fire extinguishers to beat each other. Tables and chairs were next used as weapons, before Crowbar let loose on Funk's face with the fire extinguisher. Crowbar climbed up and dove from the first level of seating in the arena, crashing Terry Funk through a table with a legdrop. Up on the stage, Meng and Crowbar exchanged hard chops. Funk came back with a shovel over Meng's head. Terry dropped Crowbar onto a guardrail set up sideways on the outside. Crowbar slammed Funk's knee inside a chair as the two battled ferociously inside the squared circle. Meng landed a big splash on both men from the top, but Funk and Crowbar traded chair shots over Meng's head. After Crowbar leveled him with a huge chairshot, Funk was finally pinned to the mat in the Tongan Death Grip.